If you’re like me, you just spent the last few days stuffing yourself with sugar plums, eggnog and figgy pudding and you might be in need of a little motivation to get off the couch. Well, step right up folks, I have just the thing you need.
You see, back in the day when the Dow Jones Industrial Average hit a historic high of 4000, Windows 95 debuted, and girls thought overall shorts were sexy (they’re not), Mark Burnett created one of the best reality shows ever, Eco-Challenge. Back before Jersey Shore, or whatever the cool kids are watching today, there was a reality show worth watching where coed teams of 4 insane people raced across some of the most remote and intense terrains. Competitors ran, biked, and canoed for hundreds of miles all the while land navigating with only a compass and altimeter. Sleep was a premium with most teams resting no more than a handful of hours. Feet exploded, team dynamics imploded and most competitors never saw the finish line. The races were epic. Unfortunately, it seems that these races are all but gone, and none of them are televised anymore.
But, there is a glimmer of hope. With the magic of the internet, a few of those long-lost VHS recordings (look it up kids) can be brought into your living room. Ana and I have just spent the last 5 nights watching all of Eco-Challenge British Columbia, Morocco, Sabah (Borneo), New Zealand, and Fiji. I have posted links to the first video for each series. There are multiple videos in each series but if you follow the links, you will be able to find the complete episode.
P.S. If you know where I can find the other episodes, please send me the link. Or, if you have a copy on tape, please help out this band of poser adventure racers by posting the videos on YouTube. I promise not to report you to the FCC.
1996 British Columbia
1998 Morocco
2000 Sabah (Borneo)
2001 New Zealand
2002 Fiji
The other day I gave my wife the bestest present evah! I was so excited about it that I couldn’t wait until Christmas to give it to her so I gifted it a few days early. I mean, who wouldn’t want a digital scale for Christmas? Look at this thing, it’s stainless steel with blue backlighting…BLUE BACKLIGHTING! I could see the tears of joy in her eyes as I told her how it measures not only one’s weight but also one’s body fat percentage. Now, every morning we can instantly see how much fat our bodies are composed of…freakin’ awesome! I couldn’t tell exactly what she was saying as she got in the car and drove away, but I’m sure she was so grateful that she was rushing off to WalMart to find my special Christmas present. She didn’t have to knock over my new bicycle on her way out, but I guess that’s what love and excitement will do to someone. I’m sure she’ll be back any minute now.



The good news is that we don’t have to do all 36.8 miles at once. Rather, the Round the Bay is a relay race. The bad news is that we only have 2 people on our team whereas most teams have 6 people. Ana and I will both have to run 18.4 miles and we plan on doing it in 6 legs, alternating between legs. The longest run I have ever done is a half marathon a little over a year ago, so this will be a challenge. Ana is a running machine so I’m not concerned about her making it. Unfortunately, Stu will be visiting with family and won’t be able to make it again–yeah, what’s up with that?
Another training day for Team Disoriented. We were hoping to go up to Auburn, AL where there is a permanent orienteering course, but the forecast called for 100% chance of rain so we decided to stay home and train. I really wanted to run, bike and canoe but with temperatures hovering in the 50’s and 15mph winds, I chickened out on the canoe bit. Instead we ran 7.5miles on trails at 






