2016 – Florida State Championship (Turkey Burn)

Team Disoriented wins one!

Wekiwa Springs State Park was the location of the 2016 Florida State Championship AKA Turkey Burn 12Hr Adventure Race.  Dave Brault and Jim Feudner teamed up to design another amazing race that pushed all the teams for everything they were worth.  This was our first time at the Turkey Burn.  Unfortunately, we were missing our #GetRad guy, Stephen, who was off doing stuff like getting married, adopting a dog, and working his ass off over in Europe…

Bier & Bratwurst?

…or not.

Bike 1 (~8 miles)

For the 4AM race start, Dave led the teams to the bottom of a sugar sand covered jeep trail.  At go, we put on our best hardcore faces and pedaled for everything we were worth, until we passed the volunteer snapping photos 20 feet ahead.  Once safely past, my race face changed to Mr. Huff and Puff and I concentrated on staying upright and not hyperventilating as my back tire churned up sand.  In front of us, Good ‘Nuff kicked up a cloud of sugar sand as they powered through, their taillights vanishing in the darkness.  I have words for moments like that…special words.

This section had 4 CPs that we had to get in order, and as much as we wanted to pull away from the other teams, they were having none of it.  Behind us was a steady stream of lights with mere seconds between teams.  This was no time to screw up and we cleared the section quickly, racing back to the Main TA where we had our first special test, making S’mores at a campfire.  Pretty sweet!

Foot 1 (~3.5 miles)

The start of Foot 1 presented us with our first strategic decision.  We could either do the foot section while carrying our paddle gear, or clear the foot section and then go back to the Main TA to get our paddle gear before heading off to the canoe section.  We decided to carry all of our paddle gear and raced out of the TA.  Then we realized that they probably had PFDs at the canoes and it would be smarter to not carry ours.  We ran back to the Main TA, dropped our PFDs, and raced out of there only to realize we forgot to grab extra water for the 4 hour canoe section.  Crappy, crappy transition.  Luckily, I helped us recover by totally screwing up the first checkpoint on the foot section.  Why stay in second place when 5th is much more fun.

Y’all ready for a pro tip?  Here it is.  The scale on an O-Course map is probably different than the scale on a 1:24000 map.  You see, CP5 was only about 200 meters from the bend in the road if you use the right scale.  Use the wrong scale and it looks more like 350 meters.  It’s pretty stinking hard to find a little orange and white flag when your 150 meters past it, at night, in the woods.  What’s really cool is if you can watch the headlights of other teams pass you as you struggle in vain to find the CP.  I have plenty of these pro tips, ya just gotta ask.

Boat (~12 miles)

The canoe along the Wekiva river was beautiful.  The canoe along the backwater channels was hell.  Of course, all of the CPs were along the backwater channels.  According to many race directors, the word “canoe” is Native American for “hunk of fiberglass you push and pull over many downed trees.”  Todd was nailing the nav on this section as we struggled to regain the time we lost on the previous foot section.

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After 3.5 hours of paddling and getting soaked to our waist from jumping in and out of the water, we were freezing and just wanted to get off the canoe.  Once we landed, we ran back to the Main TA on numb feet and chattering teeth.  It took the entire 15 minute run back for us to warm up.

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Bike 2 (~12 miles)

Boom! Lookin’ Pro! Long enough to take the photo anyway.

This section had us going in a clockwise direction to collect the CPs in order.  Somewhere close to CP24 we ran into Ron, Courtney and Erik from Lost Cause.  It was the first time we had seen another team since the paddle section.  We ventured to CP24 and CP25 together, and after punching CP25 away they all flew like the down of a thistle.  What the hell does that mean?!  Seriously!  I’ve heard that line for 44 years and still have no clue what it means…down of a thistle…whatever.

In more tortoise-like fashion we raced back to the Main TA and almost got ran over by Good ‘Nuff as they were flying up to CP25.  They are crazy fast!

Foot 2 (~7.5 miles)

Foot 2 is where the strategy started to come in.  We were clearing the course up to this point.  But, we knew that we wouldn’t be able to clear the entire course and doubted any other team would either.  So, we had to make decisions to maximize our points.  Todd and I debated two far away CPs.  We estimated it would take us 30-40 minutes to grab them both and get back.  I wanted to get them.  Todd wanted to leave them and save our legs for the last foot section.   In the end, I agreed with Todd and it ended up being a wise move.  Mentally, it is hard to drop any points when you’re clearing a course, but who can resist Todd’s Cheesy McPleasy smile?

Cheesy McPleasy – You can’t resist me!

Bike 3 (~11 miles)

Not much to say on this section.  I have little chicken legs and knew we wouldn’t be able to get many bike points, so we didn’t try.  With the sugar sand trails that suck the life out of you, we knew we’d end up killing ourselves for just a few points when there were more to get on foot.  Instead, we raced to get the first easy bike CP and then headed right back to the Main TA and transitioned to foot.

 

Foot 3 (~4.5 miles)

The final foot was the make or break section.  We knew we had to clear it and get back as quickly as we could to have any chance of winning.  There wasn’t any room for errors here and we tried to be as solid as we could with the navigation.  With Ana pace counting and Todd spotting CPs with his super x-ray vision, we cleared this section efficiently.  One final push to the Main TA and we finished after 11:31:00 of solid racing.

There is this feeling you get in your gut when you get to the finish and realize you left 30 minutes and a whole bunch of checkpoints out on the course.  It is not a pleasant feeling.  It’s more like that feeling you get the day after you eat bad sushi.  You have no idea what the other teams got and your mind replays the whole race and every point you left out there.  Should we have gotten those two far checkpoints?  Could we have picked up one more on the bike?  30 minutes is an eternity to wait.

In the end it turned out great.  We tied Lost Cause on points but won on time.  Only thing left to do was eat some delicious spaghetti, check Todd over for ticks, pack up, and drive the 6 hours back home.

As always, a big thanks to Dave, Jim, and all of the volunteers that made this event awesome!  There is nothing better than racing hard with great friends out in the beautiful woods of Florida.  This is why we do it:

 

 

Geigerrig Hydration Pack Engine

Let’s talk hydration packs.  Yeah, yeah I know it’s not sexy like a new carbon fiber 29er.  But, as everyone knows, hydration is the key to racing success.  Like many, my first water bladder came with my pack.  It had some funky screw on cap, was a mess to fill and an absolute pain to clean.  When I bought my MS-1 pack from OutThere it didn’t come with a hydration bladder, so I had to go looking for one.  I knew I wanted something bomb-proof.  I’m all about reliable gear and am willing to pay a little more for something I can absolutely rely on.  Nobody wants a leaky bladder.

I came across GEIGERRIG, now part of Aquamira, and was instantly intrigued by what I saw.  Here was a hydration bladder that was pressurized.  Sounds gimmicky you say?  Maybe.  But think about it for a second.  When I’m huffing and puffing up some gradient that only sheep and billy goats should be climbing, it’s not easy sucking water out of a hydration bladder.

With a few quick pumps of the air bladder, I can now get a stream of water.  No more sucking on the hose until my eyes pop out.  And, with that stream of water I can do lots of things.  My teammates can now get a drink without putting their dirty mouths all over my bite valve.  Hey, I race with these guys, I know where their mouths have been.  Got mud in your eye?  A squirt of water and boom, done!  Need to rinse off your sunglasses?  Need to rinse a contact lens?  Need to fill a water bottle with water to add your last packet of Skratch but don’t want to take your pack off?  There are a lot of times when a little pressurized water is a great thing to have.

What’s also super cool is that the hydration bladder has quick disconnects for the hoses.  This means that I can remove the bladder from my pack, refill it, and not have to reroute my hoses.  It also means that I can instantly add or remove GEIGERRIG’s in-line crypto or virus filters.  So now you won’t have to worry if Team Adventure Medical Kits is upstream from you relieving themselves.  You’ve got filtration!

“But it’s added weight!” I can hear the whining in the background.  I’m kidding, adventure racers don’t whine.  Sure it is, everything we carry is added weight.  You just have to decide if the benefits are worth it to you.  But wait, no you don’t.  You see, you don’t have to have the air tube and bulb.  You want to go super light and fast?  Disconnect the air tube and the GEIGERRIG hydration bladder functions just like any other hydration bladder.  You suck, water comes out.  But I think once you give it a try, you’ll realize how nice it is to have pressurized water.  Why do you think pro cyclists have squeeze bottles?  Pressure, my friend!  You don’t see riders in the peloton sucking water from a straw.  That would be silly.

For outback races and hiking, you really can’t beat this setup.  With the inline filtration and the wide mouth opening, filling the hydration bladder is a breeze.

Simply disconnect the hoses from the bladder.  You can then remove the bladder from your pack while leaving your hoses installed.  Then simply fill that bad boy up.

Now that 2 liters of Florida swamp water is ready to go back in your pack.  Plug in your hoses, pressurize that puppy, and get ready to enjoy filtered goodness.

In 20 seconds you’re back on the trail and best of all you’re not waiting 20 minutes for your iodine pills to flavor your water.  You do like the taste of iodine, right?

Best of all, once you get back home, turn that bladder inside out and throw it in your dishwasher.  It’s dishwasher safe my friend.  Who wants to come home from a 3-day race and scrub out a hydration bladder?  That’s right, no one.

There you have it.  If you need a hydration bladder, check out the GEIGERRIG Hydration Engine Video.  And, if you’re looking for a hydration backpack, they have those as well.  Got questions?  Drop us a comment below.  We’re always happy to discuss our race gear.  If you’d like to check out more reviews by the pros who know, check them out here:

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